SALOMON SHOES - xmas 2016
Plot twist of the Year:
My mom bought my dad salomon shoes months back when they were on sale. She usually xmas shops months before December.
Mother of dragons: "Te, palit kog duha para couple shoes mi ni daddy nimo. Charge sa nato sa card nimo ha? Bayaran lang taka."
Being the obliging child that I am, I agreed to paying for 2 salomon shoes which were way outside my budget.
Mother of dragons: "Sukata daw bi kung gwapo ba. I-lakaw lakaw daw". (Pareho man mig shoe size)
Me (not paying attention): "Okay man."
So last night, when we were unwrapping xmas gifts, guess what I got?

Merry Salomon Xmas, everybody!!!

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